Dear Internets

As we all know by now, Facebook is a publicly traded entity. That means anyone can infringe on your right to privacy once you post to this site. Of course, anything you throw out on the Internet is fair game as well. And since everything you read on the Internet is true, your posts are one of the millions (perhaps billions?) of last bastions for truth and justice in this world. It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice as this, or you may copy and paste this version. If you do not post such a statement once, then you are probably not a smart@ss like me.


PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure and/or non-governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government, the NFL, Major League Baseball, the NBA, the NCAA, AA, AAA, AARP, iCarly, or LMFAO also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile - unless you pay me. If you see me around town, just hand over a bucket of cash and all is good.


You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, therapist, minister, accountant, lawyer, employer, doctor, personal chef, dog walker, local/state/federal representative, the Pope, student or any personnel under your direction or control.


The contents of this profile really aren't private nor legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law, as if I could afford to sue eferybody who picks on me. UCC 867 5309 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT A THOUGHT TO THE CONSEQUENCES