Random Bit of Conversation Between My 10-yr-old and Me...

Ty: Dad! Why is there a centaur light on?

Me: A what?

Ty (pointing to the seat belt warning light which, if you have a vivid imagination, DOES kinda look like a centaur rearing up): THAT light right there!

Me: Oh, that? It’s the Centaur Early Warning Light. It reminds me to check the rear-view mirror before I drive off, to avoid being trampled by centaurs. So far it’s worked pretty darned well.